imapotatohearmeroar: I googled chickens wearing sweaters and I wasn’t disappointed
whimsicottonees: so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found
fuckyeahdragontales: my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? me:
Reblog if you're embarrassed of your weight or how...
trustinq: faded—hope: the notes. can we just
i didn’t have high expectations of chocolate cream cheese, but now that i’ve tried it, move over nutella.
brainy-isthenew-sexy: i’m doing the url challenge if you reblog this i’ll draw a picture of how i interpret your url
i didn’t choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*
deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
Spaghetti for a little friend.
vibeogame: minor-catastrophe: I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD
wifipasswords: my sex tape is just going to be me crying alone for an hour